assginity

Being in the state of never having taken it up the butt

I don't want to go to jail...I cherish my assginity!

by . December 14, 2003

Assginity

When thou hast lost thy virginity of thy buttocks.

Becky I lost my assginity last night!

by Moonyetiawarness April 12, 2019

Assinity

1. (n.) Virginity of the anus.

Her preference was traditional intercourse, so as to keep her assinity intact.

Dude, I totally took her assinity last night.

I wanted to save myself for marriage, yet to enjoy pleasures of the flesh; ergo, I lost my assinity instead.

by tred69 September 8, 2009

Asstivity

The pulsating movements your dog’s anus makes when he or she is about to defecate.

Person A: Are you sure Max still needs to go?

Person B: Yes. He’s displaying a lot of “asstivity” back there. He’s going to poop any second now.

by Robert Sacamano November 18, 2020

Assanity

When an ass is so insane that its beyond insanity.

Did you see that girl, that ass is insane, its assanity.

by Mambomom August 1, 2020

asstivity

Any activity that can be performed while sitting on ones ass. ie - channel surfing, couch potatoing, video gaming.

That "Gilligan's Island" marathon was one serious asstivity.

by Michael T Adams March 6, 2008

Assinite

the act of being an asshole, rude and or obnoxious.

Dude just cut me off in traffic! Assinite!

by Bamarama March 21, 2010