by hjhjh November 17, 2003
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Game played by children of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. Consists of rolling a ball (e.g. tennis) towards a group of holes dug in the ground. When the ball stops in a specific hole, the owner runs towards it to get it. The other players run away. When the owner gets to it, he yells stop and everyone freezes. He then tries to tag one person with the ball. This person is free to move their body as much as possible, but their feet can not move. If the thrower misses, he gets a rock in his hole. If he hits the person, that person gets a rock in their hole. Once any player gets 5 rocks in their hole, they have to line up against a wall with their ass sticking out. The other players get one throw at the loser for every rock in their hole.
This game is very painful and traumatizing for most children, the author included. Pain and suffering is compounded when other players' older siblings arrive to play. The sound of a missed throw slamming against the wall next to you is enough to make anyone wet their jammies.
This game is very painful and traumatizing for most children, the author included. Pain and suffering is compounded when other players' older siblings arrive to play. The sound of a missed throw slamming against the wall next to you is enough to make anyone wet their jammies.
Hey, call up Brent Kisby so we can play some assburn. Tell him not to bring that older skid brother of his, Todd.
by Jeff the Skid September 24, 2003
Get the Assburn mug.An ass burp is similar to a fart, in that it may be just as loud or quiet, but does not have the classic defining odor.
See also Butt Burp.
See also Butt Burp.
I nearly ran from the room when dad let a big one rip, but when I didn't smell anything, I realized it was just an ass burp!
by JayArr June 21, 2011
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Get the ass burp mug.i was asshammering this chick and her knees gave out, it put me right in position and she ass burped so loud i think i lost a few pubes.
by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003
Get the ass burp mug.A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.
by Rainbringer June 11, 2006
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