Assburp 

a fart. a burp that comes out your arse

Byron had a major assburp just now.

Assburp by hjhjh November 17, 2003

Assburgers 

A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.

I have aspergers.

I had assburgers last night after taco bell

Assburgers by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017

Assburn 

Game played by children of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. Consists of rolling a ball (e.g. tennis) towards a group of holes dug in the ground. When the ball stops in a specific hole, the owner runs towards it to get it. The other players run away. When the owner gets to it, he yells stop and everyone freezes. He then tries to tag one person with the ball. This person is free to move their body as much as possible, but their feet can not move. If the thrower misses, he gets a rock in his hole. If he hits the person, that person gets a rock in their hole. Once any player gets 5 rocks in their hole, they have to line up against a wall with their ass sticking out. The other players get one throw at the loser for every rock in their hole.

This game is very painful and traumatizing for most children, the author included. Pain and suffering is compounded when other players' older siblings arrive to play. The sound of a missed throw slamming against the wall next to you is enough to make anyone wet their jammies.

Hey, call up Brent Kisby so we can play some assburn. Tell him not to bring that older skid brother of his, Todd.

Assburn by Jeff the Skid September 24, 2003

Ass Burp 

An ass burp is similar to a fart, in that it may be just as loud or quiet, but does not have the classic defining odor.

See also Butt Burp.

I nearly ran from the room when dad let a big one rip, but when I didn't smell anything, I realized it was just an ass burp!

Ass Burp by JayArr June 21, 2011

ass burp 

A passing of gas...aka a FART

GOD Giarc you really ripped a loud ASS BURP last night in your sleep!

ass burp by Whale Tail November 26, 2007

ass burp 

the expulsion of air that sounds like a burp when you're pounding a female with your meat wand.

i was asshammering this chick and her knees gave out, it put me right in position and she ass burped so loud i think i lost a few pubes.

ass burp by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

assburgers 

A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.

"ASSSSSSSBUUURRRRGERRRRRZZZZZZ!!!1"

~Murray Smith, Flecko.net, sufferer of "assburgers"

assburgers by Rainbringer June 11, 2006