assburg 

The thing your penis runs into while having sex with a lady or fella (hey, love wins...deal with it) and your partner hasn't dropped a deuce yet. It's like the Titanic but stinkier and with more poo.

Full speed ahead ensign. Captain this is a treacherous tunnel, many a skin boat have been sunk by Tina/Tom's assburgs!

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assburg by Danimal1111 April 3, 2016

Assburgers 

A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.

I have aspergers.

I had assburgers last night after taco bell

Assburgers by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017

Assburn 

Game played by children of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. Consists of rolling a ball (e.g. tennis) towards a group of holes dug in the ground. When the ball stops in a specific hole, the owner runs towards it to get it. The other players run away. When the owner gets to it, he yells stop and everyone freezes. He then tries to tag one person with the ball. This person is free to move their body as much as possible, but their feet can not move. If the thrower misses, he gets a rock in his hole. If he hits the person, that person gets a rock in their hole. Once any player gets 5 rocks in their hole, they have to line up against a wall with their ass sticking out. The other players get one throw at the loser for every rock in their hole.

This game is very painful and traumatizing for most children, the author included. Pain and suffering is compounded when other players' older siblings arrive to play. The sound of a missed throw slamming against the wall next to you is enough to make anyone wet their jammies.

Hey, call up Brent Kisby so we can play some assburn. Tell him not to bring that older skid brother of his, Todd.

Assburn by Jeff the Skid September 24, 2003

Assberg 

A person whose ass is so large it is likened to that of an iceberg, the similarity being that an iceberg has 90 percent of it's volume bellow the surface of the ocean, a person designated as an assberg has 90 percent of their body bellow their waist.

That girls ass is huge--it's an assberg!

Assberg by mrdoad December 24, 2007

assburgers 

A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.

"ASSSSSSSBUUURRRRGERRRRRZZZZZZ!!!1"

~Murray Smith, Flecko.net, sufferer of "assburgers"

assburgers by Rainbringer June 11, 2006

Assburp 

a fart. a burp that comes out your arse

Byron had a major assburp just now.

Assburp by hjhjh November 17, 2003

Assburgers 

Pronunciation of the word, “Asperger’s,” which is a high functioning form of Autism. People with it don’t usually notice social cues such as body language and tone of voice.

Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”

Do you think I have ASSSSSSSBurgers?

Yes, I think you have Assburgers.

Assburgers by Uberlesbian August 27, 2018