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moored 

to screw up, fuck up, call of, or by any other means call off a cool thing.

moored by jeexlabs.com August 23, 2003

moore 

to screw up, fuck up, call of, or by any other means call off a cool thing.

dude, we were gonna go to mexico and be wasted 24/7 & score with some mexican hookers.. but jon moore'd it up..

moore by jeexlabs.com August 23, 2003

ass burp 

the expulsion of air that sounds like a burp when you're pounding a female with your meat wand.

i was asshammering this chick and her knees gave out, it put me right in position and she ass burped so loud i think i lost a few pubes.

ass burp by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

queer it up 

when a friend/associate all but swears on his soul something is going to happen, and then finds a way to screw it up, or chickens out.

dude, moore was like "we're going to south padre!". i was almost packing up my suitcases, then i find out he queered it up. he's always doing shit like that.

queer it up by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

scalpel cock 

when a female is performing a handjob on a males penis and cuts it with her fingernails and/or teeth, the male is left with a lasceration on his penis

dude, suzy was jerking me off and fucking cut me with her fingernails. this fucking scalpel cock hurts so bad when i pop a woodrow.

scalpel cock by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

moore score 

when moore finagles a (usually underaged) chick in to getting naked on her webcam and possibly doing other sexually deviant things.

he's hotter than sergei zubov tonite, thats 3 moore scores! a hattrick!

moore score by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

dirty donut 

during the process of assfucking a girl, she loses bowel control slightly and a ring of feces comes from her anus and forms a donut around your penis

dude, i was fucking this chick and she fucking dirty donut'ed me. i had to fucking windex my cock cos it stank so bad.

dirty donut by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003