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i was asshammering this chick and her knees gave out, it put me right in position and she ass burped so loud i think i lost a few pubes.
by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003
Get the ass burp mug.when a friend/associate all but swears on his soul something is going to happen, and then finds a way to screw it up, or chickens out.
dude, moore was like "we're going to south padre!". i was almost packing up my suitcases, then i find out he queered it up. he's always doing shit like that.
by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003
Get the queer it up mug.during the process of assfucking a girl, she loses bowel control slightly and a ring of feces comes from her anus and forms a donut around your penis
dude, i was fucking this chick and she fucking dirty donut'ed me. i had to fucking windex my cock cos it stank so bad.
by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003
Get the dirty donut mug.when a female is performing a handjob on a males penis and cuts it with her fingernails and/or teeth, the male is left with a lasceration on his penis
dude, suzy was jerking me off and fucking cut me with her fingernails. this fucking scalpel cock hurts so bad when i pop a woodrow.
by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003
Get the scalpel cock mug.when moore finagles a (usually underaged) chick in to getting naked on her webcam and possibly doing other sexually deviant things.
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Get the moore score mug.when a guy is seconds away from ejaculation and is interupted (relative walks in, girl starts crying) and ejaculation is delayed and in a fevered attempt he resumes the process that brought him to ejaculation and its very poor ejaculation.
dude, i was fucking carrie, then her sister walked in, and she starred at me and left, so i kept jerking off but it was a spud dud.. so i went and raped carrie's sister.
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