Person 1:Dude did u see the KSI vs. Logan Paul boxing match?

Person 2: ya Logan Paul was asscheeks
by ImFunnySometimes August 26, 2018
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Used as an adjective to describe something that is frustrating or ridiculous. Used in the same way as "bullshit."

Can also be used as a noun. See the cheeks.
I can't believe I missed the final exam. That's asscheeks, man.

The IR spectroscopy is not showing the correct structure, which is totally asscheeks.
by dochomie July 7, 2009
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Slang to call someone or something that looks like booty, and not the good kind. We’re talking that cottage cheesey, cellulite, fat homegirl ass you can find checking out at Register 12 in Wal-Mart type asscheeks.
Steve: @RealVergilSnow looks like asscheeks, dawg.
Mark: Yeah, I bet he’s a Vergin. Ain’t nobody gettin’ laid lookin’ like asscheeks.
by LouSassle March 6, 2020
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The two fleshy sides of the buttocks
Marcel marveled at the way her asscheeks sprang back when he squeezed them.
He grasped her asscheeks on the sides and directed his cock at her shining slit.
by Tiago Zuhr September 24, 2005
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A term used to describe a complete clutz. Someone who has the ability to knock things over regularly, and/or messes things up at an untimely point.
1)*spills drink over table* "Awwwww dude, you're a fucking asscheek"

2)*trips over table smashing a vase* "Look what you've done now you complete asscheek"

by Boooooollocks October 3, 2005
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The round flesh sitting at the very top of your thighs and under your back. It is almost like a cover for the anushole. Often slapped, grabbed and targeted by horny people. If left unwashed, they can grow nasty pimples.
There must be a tight ass and twat obscured beneath those big golden asscheeks.
by Wasabimoto December 14, 2007
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The practice of spreading one's asscheeks open with your hands to allow for easier penetration during anal sex.
"Did you do open asscheeks with Jenny last night?" - Bob
"Didn't have to, her ass was already so loose." - Steve
by Stephen D. April 12, 2007
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