assacre

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Total annihilation(colloquially, "analilation") of the ass of your fresh, young boyfriend on the second date. Typical action of your average 42-year-old boyshark.

Dammmmmn, when Phatdaddy flew me out to see him last weekend, he got all up in my tailpipe with Superchode. It was like the Boston Assacre.

assacre by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing September 24, 2007

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assacre

Having diarrhea and stinking up the bathroom.

Don't go in there. There's been an assacre.

assacre by What about ME? May 31, 2005

Related Words

assacre • Texas Assacre • Texas Chainsaw Assacre • assache • Asscred • assacheekqua • assacle • Assarectomy • asscreamsoup • AssCreed

Assacre

Commonly a miserable experience, an assacre is like a massacre but with shit. It also takes hours of wiping, and definitely not a fun experience at all.

Oh damn, Tacobell wasn't a very good idea, I think I'm gonna have an assacre The

bathroom is gonna look like Willy Wonka's chocolate river when I'm done in there.

Assacre by Aqua August 9, 2016

Assacre

What happened when a bathroom is especially messed up after a bowel movement. Normally used to describe the condition the bathroom was left in by a third-party.

The feces dripping from the ceiling was proof positive that someone had an assacre in the bathroom.

Assacre by reggiebags February 20, 2018

Texas Assacre

When your done fornicating with a female and you end her life

right after i got dont with my ex, i pulled a texas assacre and ended that broad

Texas Assacre by dapanda6666 January 18, 2010

Texas Chainsaw Assacre

This is where you mount some bitch from the rear and with a free hand torche her hair like a pull start.

I was doing her from the rear and started pulling her hair like a Texas Chainsaw Assacre.

Texas Chainsaw Assacre by C.I.C May 1, 2009

assacle

It's a really comfy bicycle, it has the most comfiest seat that your ass can just totally relax on. It's OUT OF THIS WORLD comfy!

'Bruh! Nice assacle!'
'Thanks man, I got it a couple of days ago. Totally cured my bicycle but! Bruh, you should get one! Totally worth the money and I swear the seats are made in heaven!
'Bruh, I'm buying one.'

assacle by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times February 11, 2017

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026