assacre

Total annihilation(colloquially, "analilation") of the ass of your fresh, young boyfriend on the second date. Typical action of your average 42-year-old boyshark.

Dammmmmn, when Phatdaddy flew me out to see him last weekend, he got all up in my tailpipe with Superchode. It was like the Boston Assacre.

assacre by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing September 24, 2007

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assacre

Having diarrhea and stinking up the bathroom.

Don't go in there. There's been an assacre.

assacre by What about ME? May 31, 2005

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Assacre

Commonly a miserable experience, an assacre is like a massacre but with shit. It also takes hours of wiping, and definitely not a fun experience at all.

Oh damn, Tacobell wasn't a very good idea, I think I'm gonna have an assacre The

bathroom is gonna look like Willy Wonka's chocolate river when I'm done in there.

Assacre by Aqua August 9, 2016

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Assacre

What happened when a bathroom is especially messed up after a bowel movement. Normally used to describe the condition the bathroom was left in by a third-party.

The feces dripping from the ceiling was proof positive that someone had an assacre in the bathroom.

Assacre by reggiebags February 20, 2018

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Texas Assacre

When your done fornicating with a female and you end her life

right after i got dont with my ex, i pulled a texas assacre and ended that broad

Texas Assacre by dapanda6666 January 18, 2010

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Texas Chainsaw Assacre

This is where you mount some bitch from the rear and with a free hand torche her hair like a pull start.

I was doing her from the rear and started pulling her hair like a Texas Chainsaw Assacre.

Texas Chainsaw Assacre by C.I.C May 1, 2009

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assacle

It's a really comfy bicycle, it has the most comfiest seat that your ass can just totally relax on. It's OUT OF THIS WORLD comfy!

'Bruh! Nice assacle!'
'Thanks man, I got it a couple of days ago. Totally cured my bicycle but! Bruh, you should get one! Totally worth the money and I swear the seats are made in heaven!
'Bruh, I'm buying one.'

assacle by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times February 11, 2017

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