asscheddar 

(1) Dried or cakey stool that accumulates in the butt hairs from inefficient wiping. (2) An unpleasant or difficult person.

That asscheddar ruined my life.

asscheddar by J.M. Sweet February 22, 2004

Ass Cheddar 

A viscous, glandular substance emitted from the anus.

Simon farted and churned up a bounty of ass cheddar.

Her unwashed gluteal cleft was a veritable cornucopia of ass cheddar.

Ass Cheddar by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

ASS CHEDDAR 

YELLOW GOO THAT EXCRETES FROM THE ANAL (ANUS)

johnny shat he lost all his ass cheddar and it gushed down his legs

ASS CHEDDAR by white chedddar October 6, 2008