assacle

It's a really comfy bicycle, it has the most comfiest seat that your ass can just totally relax on. It's OUT OF THIS WORLD comfy!

'Bruh! Nice assacle!'
'Thanks man, I got it a couple of days ago. Totally cured my bicycle but! Bruh, you should get one! Totally worth the money and I swear the seats are made in heaven!
'Bruh, I'm buying one.'

assacle by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times February 11, 2017

assacre

Total annihilation(colloquially, "analilation") of the ass of your fresh, young boyfriend on the second date. Typical action of your average 42-year-old boyshark.

Dammmmmn, when Phatdaddy flew me out to see him last weekend, he got all up in my tailpipe with Superchode. It was like the Boston Assacre.

assacre by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing September 24, 2007

assacre

Having diarrhea and stinking up the bathroom.

Don't go in there. There's been an assacre.

assacre by What about ME? May 31, 2005

assache 

1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.

I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.

assache by censored711man December 14, 2004

Assicle

The flap of skin that kind of hangs down between your ass and your balls.

I’ve been sitting for too long and now my assicle is sore.

Assicle by Big Pot January 10, 2020

Assable 

A word a heterosexual male use in discussion when describing a male he could find attractive.

I think Jorge Looney is assable as far as men go.

Assable by R. Fredenburg January 17, 2008

assicles 

Small flecks of turd that cling to your anus hair that require a scraper, or similar instrument, to remove.

Toilet paper just wasn't enough to get rid of those assicles so I also used the flattened roll.

assicles by Emresh June 24, 2006