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AssCape
When you back out of a terrible situation using your ass as either a literal or metaphorical exit strategy. Can involve physically reversing away from danger, using thicc energy as a social shield, or dropping something so embarrassing that everyone forgets what they were mad about in the first place.
As the great philosopher kenny420g once said: "The ass is a place of escape so it's all the same."
As the great philosopher kenny420g once said: "The ass is a place of escape so it's all the same."
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ass cape
What you call a long sleeved shirt or pullover when you tie it around the waist such to hide the bottocks, cameltoe, etc.
ass cape by caddy wampus March 8, 2011
assrape city
I totaled my car, I just got fired, and my girlfriend gave me a vd. I'm stuck in the middle of assrape city!
assrape city by El Gran Guapo September 18, 2008
Asspaper
Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass
Asspaper by terry liaros August 6, 2008
asscaptain
1. One who takes charge of and dominates asses like a despot.
2. The nemisis of the asspirate. Although their goals are similar they are loathe to share the ass-sea.
3. A man who loves ass-sex, but unlike the asspirate the ass captain in purely homosexual.
2. The nemisis of the asspirate. Although their goals are similar they are loathe to share the ass-sea.
3. A man who loves ass-sex, but unlike the asspirate the ass captain in purely homosexual.
1. "I can't believe the way roberto lets mantooth captain his ass like that"
2. Asscaptain McClendon glared at his arch nemesis, the dred asspirate Roberts.
"I'll be damned if I share this eerr ass-ocean yee," exclaimed the insatiable Roberts.
"Then battle for the ass we must!" retorted McClendon.
3. "Man o man do I singularily love to tyranize a man's ass," said the asscaptain.
2. Asscaptain McClendon glared at his arch nemesis, the dred asspirate Roberts.
"I'll be damned if I share this eerr ass-ocean yee," exclaimed the insatiable Roberts.
"Then battle for the ass we must!" retorted McClendon.
3. "Man o man do I singularily love to tyranize a man's ass," said the asscaptain.
asscaptain by Matuea October 8, 2006
asscaptain
1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.
asscaptain by Matt Heston September 2, 2008
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