asscakey 

(adj.) Completely lacking in intelligence. Very hyper and flamboyant. Likes to sing headlines such as "Why isn't anybody watching gay T.V. anymore!" Also makes odd noises when referring to Sherriff Starr's bootay.

Also Olga the ORGASMIC BAVARIAN BIMBO!!!!!!!

pronounced ass-cay-cay!

Damn, Ellie was so asscakey at play practice last night.

asscakey by Sexy BEEEYOTCH April 24, 2007

Asscake 

A person who is a simple asshole.

That farm boy was just an asscake.

Asscake by Yoda November 30, 2004

asscakes 

(Noun.) 14 guys performing a creampie simultaniously, filling a male asshole, making a vanilla frosted cake-like substance, an asscake.

The KKK just gave asscakes to innocent black convicts all over the tri-state area. Those faggot asshole KKK fucks!

asscakes by WienerButthole January 13, 2009

Asscake 

A mean, ignorant and insensitive person who makes a complete ass of themself.

Person 1: That guy is such an asscake!
Person 2: Yeah I know!

Asscake by Teaflowers June 28, 2010

Asscake 

When you take a dump that has the consistency of cake mix after eating nothing but alcohol the night before.

"Dude, i got totally wasted last night. When i had a dump this morning is was Asscake!"

Asscake by tenbadgers November 6, 2009

Asscake 

Dumbass

Homie stop being a asscake and pass me the joint.

Asscake by Microwaveeeee July 1, 2020

Asscake 

When someone's ass you just ate tasted just like cake, so you ate it like cake.

Oh yeah. I ate her ass like it was cake. She had an Asscake.

Asscake by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018