1. One who takes charge of and dominates asses like a despot.
2. The nemisis of the asspirate. Although their goals are similar they are loathe to share the ass-sea.
3. A man who loves ass-sex, but unlike the asspirate the ass captain in purely homosexual.
2. The nemisis of the asspirate. Although their goals are similar they are loathe to share the ass-sea.
3. A man who loves ass-sex, but unlike the asspirate the ass captain in purely homosexual.
1. "I can't believe the way roberto lets mantooth captain his ass like that"
2. Asscaptain McClendon glared at his arch nemesis, the dred asspirate Roberts.
"I'll be damned if I share this eerr ass-ocean yee," exclaimed the insatiable Roberts.
"Then battle for the ass we must!" retorted McClendon.
3. "Man o man do I singularily love to tyranize a man's ass," said the asscaptain.
2. Asscaptain McClendon glared at his arch nemesis, the dred asspirate Roberts.
"I'll be damned if I share this eerr ass-ocean yee," exclaimed the insatiable Roberts.
"Then battle for the ass we must!" retorted McClendon.
3. "Man o man do I singularily love to tyranize a man's ass," said the asscaptain.
by Matuea October 8, 2006
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2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.
by Matt Heston September 2, 2008
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1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.
by Matt Heston September 1, 2008
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In a group of men the man who decides to invite girls to where ever you are going.
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"if I told you i was an ass captain, would you swab my poopdeck?"
"and dorian is the designated ass captain for the night"
"and dorian is the designated ass captain for the night"
by Undie Bundie October 6, 2007
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