asscaptain 

1. One who takes charge of and dominates asses like a despot.

2. The nemisis of the asspirate. Although their goals are similar they are loathe to share the ass-sea.

3. A man who loves ass-sex, but unlike the asspirate the ass captain in purely homosexual.

1. "I can't believe the way roberto lets mantooth captain his ass like that"

2. Asscaptain McClendon glared at his arch nemesis, the dred asspirate Roberts.
"I'll be damned if I share this eerr ass-ocean yee," exclaimed the insatiable Roberts.
"Then battle for the ass we must!" retorted McClendon.

3. "Man o man do I singularily love to tyranize a man's ass," said the asscaptain.

asscaptain by Matuea October 8, 2006

asscaptain 

1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.

Brad should stop telling me what to do. I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.

asscaptain by Matt Heston September 2, 2008

asscaptain 

1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.

Brad should stop telling me what to do, I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.

asscaptain by Matt Heston September 1, 2008

ass captain 

The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.

Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.

ass captain by Epic909 March 28, 2004

Asscavating 

the process of digging something out of one's ass, the act of dislodging a wedgie from the recesses of one's butt cheeks.

That guy is totally asscavating his wedgie.

Asscavating by K-Lube March 30, 2006

Ass Captain 

very very very gay man.

In a group of men the man who decides to invite girls to where ever you are going.

very gay man on a boat.

"if I told you i was an ass captain, would you swab my poopdeck?"

"and dorian is the designated ass captain for the night"

Ass Captain by Undie Bundie October 6, 2007

Ass Captain 

Someone, usually a male, who enjoys to have sex with either a lady or man in the anal area of the body.

Ooh, I would love be the ass captain of your anus

Ass Captain by - Ian July 29, 2006