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ass table 

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.
"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"
ass table by Edward July 9, 2004
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Ass Table 

*at a party*
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!
Ass Table by PottyWala May 20, 2015

ass table way back 

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.
ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving
ass table way back by Uvenk January 13, 2011

ass on table 

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up
Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!
ass on table by Borntwopk December 12, 2013

End Table Ass 

A girl with an Applebottom, or huge ass so big that you can use it to hold up cups and drinks
I put my beer on Donna's End Table Ass while i was hitting it from the back
End Table Ass by sose July 24, 2004

Table Ass 

A woman's backside that is so large that a meal could be served on it.
That 'hoes got a table ass.
Table Ass by B. King July 13, 2006

End Table Ass 

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of
chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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