Uvenk's definitions

smoothyology

used in iCarly by the cool black guy in the smoothy shop.

Sam: I'll apologize when he proves he isnt an idiot

Cool Black Guy: Hey man I'll have you know that I got my Degree in Smoothyology.

by Uvenk January 13, 2011

ass table way back

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.

ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving

by Uvenk January 13, 2011

teddy bear

when someone with a hairy ass goes to the bathroom takes a big meaty chud monkey

holy crap man! Dave dropped a teddy bear in the toilet!

by Uvenk January 13, 2011

boss

someone who is there when you are late and not there when you are early.

I hate my boss...nah there ani't no punch line to that.

by Uvenk January 13, 2011