Definitions by Uvenk

ass table way back 

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.

ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving

ass table way back by Uvenk January 13, 2011

teddy bear 

when someone with a hairy ass goes to the bathroom takes a big meaty chud monkey

holy crap man! Dave dropped a teddy bear in the toilet!

teddy bear by Uvenk January 13, 2011

boss 

someone who is there when you are late and not there when you are early.

I hate my boss...nah there ani't no punch line to that.

boss by Uvenk January 13, 2011

smoothyology 

used in iCarly by the cool black guy in the smoothy shop.

Sam: I'll apologize when he proves he isnt an idiot

Cool Black Guy: Hey man I'll have you know that I got my Degree in Smoothyology.

smoothyology by Uvenk January 13, 2011