Edward's definitions

krapple

coolest dude. ever. hey jude

Whoa! Krapple is so cool!

by edward March 21, 2005

grunger

Not afraid of 'townies' or pikies as we call them here but they need a hair cut. They actually run away a lot. probaly more scary then'townies, mainly cos of smell

not what u mean but my little bro goes around wiv long hair, spike every where & he finks he rules the world.

by edward April 16, 2004

gaggle

Meaning "a lot of" or "many"

There was a gaggle of hoes wlaking down the street.

by Edward May 13, 2005

!blam

an onomatopoetic word used when Batman or Robin was get down to business, fighting crime, BLAM! SMACK! POW! .....

oh no batman don't punch me in the face !BLAM! ouch that hurt

by edward July 11, 2006

wussup

Contraction of the greeting "What's up?" which is a contraction of "What is up?" If you're really pressed for time, greet someone with a "sup"?. In any case, the greeter is rhetorically asking you what is going on in your life. Roughly synonymous with hello but less hip.

Hipster1: Wussup?
Hipster2: Nuttin'.
Hipster1: Word.
Hipster2: Word is bond.

by Edward January 6, 2004

chief

The word chief can be used as a substitute for the derogatory word used to describe the female genitalia or front bottom (cunt), which is sometimes forbidden in front of female or elderly people.

Paul you fucking chief.
You're such a chief.
Nice one chief.
Get your smelly chief away from my face.

by Edward January 7, 2004

breenebass

A "breenebass" is a very small creature. Standing at about 3ft high, the breenebass is never seen without his treasured wooden crutches, which he uses to tap regular sized girls on the bottom. You could mistake the breenebass for a child, but it is firm belief all over Keighley that he is just a midget. Occasionally, this creature likes to wield his bass guitar, bounce around his bedroom and pretend he is in the well known rock 'n roll band, Status Quo.

Breenebass! Get those filthy crutches away from my arse!

by Edward March 4, 2005