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The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.
"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"
by Edward July 09, 2004
Happy St. Patties Day!
*at a party*
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!
by PottyWala May 20, 2015
Happy St. Patties Day!