Askwipe

Someone who asks a question, but argues or questions (wipes out) every answer given them.

Example:
Husband: Do we have any sugar?
Wife: No, I used the last of it this morning.
Husband: Are you sure? I could have sworn there was some left in the cupboard yesterday.
Husband is being an askwipe!

Askwipe by Luvurpug April 17, 2015

Asswipe 

An annoying person who is a jerk and only cares about themselves.

Terry is really being an asswipe today.

Asswipe by Theworldtoday August 11, 2018

ASSWIPE Litigation 

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence

Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.

ASSWIPE Litigation by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008

Fuckface putrid asswipe 

The mother fucker who shot everyone in Las Vegas.

That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe

Fuckface putrid asswipe by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Asswipe 

There is a common misconception that an asswipe can be equated to an asshole. This is quite untrue. An asswipe simply doesn't care. This is usually carried out to such an extreme extent that the apathy brings misfortune to those around the asswipe.

The key distinction is intent. An asshole would stick his leg out to trip you, making you drop what you were carrying and bringing general harm upon you. An asswipe would never dream of tripping you, but if you did trip, he would simply watch as you struggled to collect the scattered papers you had dropped. He doesn't hurt you but would never think of lifting a finger to help. He also may laugh a little at the sight of you falling over.

Victim: "dude, you pushed me into quicksand, you asshole."
Asshole: "haha, I did."

Victim: "dude, I fell into quicksand, help me!"
Asswipe: "eh."

Asswipe by Timmers1112 January 14, 2010

Asswipe 

A person who is being extremely rude and annoying.

Jake is being suck an asswipe.

Asswipe by Lilly6 March 21, 2017

asswipe 

1) a device that has been used to remove excrement from the anus. 2) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude a device used to remove excrement.

1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.
2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!

asswipe by Jovian August 6, 2003