Asswipe92

a real poopshitter

person 1: Yo have you seen "Asswipe92's place yet?

person 2: na

by horny necrophile April 15, 2022

asswipe92's place

Dont go there its a bad place a real hellhole it was in a meme but dont go there pls pls pls

Mark :please just

save me

from this

hellhole called

asswipe92's place
John :nooooooo its too scary i cant do it

by idiotKrus_ January 2, 2021

Asswipe

An annoying person who is a jerk and only cares about themselves.

Terry is really being an asswipe today.

by Theworldtoday August 11, 2018

ASSWIPE Litigation

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence

Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.

by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008

Fuckface putrid asswipe

The mother fucker who shot everyone in Las Vegas.

That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Asswipe

There is a common misconception that an asswipe can be equated to an asshole. This is quite untrue. An asswipe simply doesn't care. This is usually carried out to such an extreme extent that the apathy brings misfortune to those around the asswipe.

The key distinction is intent. An asshole would stick his leg out to trip you, making you drop what you were carrying and bringing general harm upon you. An asswipe would never dream of tripping you, but if you did trip, he would simply watch as you struggled to collect the scattered papers you had dropped. He doesn't hurt you but would never think of lifting a finger to help. He also may laugh a little at the sight of you falling over.

Victim: "dude, you pushed me into quicksand, you asshole."
Asshole: "haha, I did."

Victim: "dude, I fell into quicksand, help me!"
Asswipe: "eh."

by Timmers1112 January 14, 2010

Asswipe

A person who is being extremely rude and annoying.

Jake is being suck an asswipe.

by Lilly6 March 21, 2017