Asswipehole 

A person who pisses you off, a complete & utter asshole. If you want to tell them in a lighter way than just calling them an asshole, you would call them an "ass wipe hole".

You bleached my jeans you asswipehole.

Asswipehole by kebbin February 9, 2010

assieholeritis

When you got an insatiable itch on your haemorrhoid called Barry

Oh! Lord! This assieholeritis is gonna be the death of me!

assieholeritis by Dr.EvilRaj July 23, 2018