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Advice Monkey 

A (usually quite arrogant, hypocritical and narcissistic) person who feels compelled to give other people tons of personal advice and perhaps even detailed instructions on how to live their lives. This person is always never in any sort of position to actually give advice, being almost defined by their poor choices and often barely functional or even dysfunctional in their own lives.
My friend Michael the Advice Monkey won't shut the fuck up with his advice on health and street smarts; he's also on several antidepressants and lives in a Section 8 apartment with his cat.
Advice Monkey by ShinCookie August 3, 2016
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If I want your advice... 

If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!
I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!

Article 13 

When the EU obtains Thanos's infinity gauntlet and erased half of memes from existance.
hEy jiMmY dId ya hEaR arTiCle 13 jUsT paSsEd!
Article 13 by G4m3rG1rl March 26, 2019

Article 13/Article 11 

Quite possibly the most insane copyright measures to be conceived, Article 13 would pretty much kill fair use and all manner of other copyright exceptions on the internet while making it so that you need to buy individual licenses for all copyrighted materials you want to feature in your works, whereas Article 11 would institute a link tax that would require you to pay just that in order to link news articles, or pretty much any other kind of article or page. These measures which are being pushed in the EU parliament will thoroughly cripple the internet if they go into effect, which could happen in 2021 if not enough people tell the EU to reject them in a final vote early next year. Don't think just because you're not in the EU that you won't be affected by these measures, given how broadly and incompetently they have been constructed. It's also not helped that they're next to impossible to enforce, and could lead to internet companies operating in the EU to withdraw from there, including and surely not limited to Urban Dictionary. Live within the EU? Get under your MP's skin and demand they oppose them. Not in the EU? Spread the word as far as you can.
Article 13/Article 11 in action:

*posts a meme image containing a car, some copyrighted shirts, and various buildings and fixtures*

*image gets banned*

*Sorry, but this image cannot be allowed unless you buy dozens of licenses for everything contained within it.*

advice slut 

A person who goes to another person for help and gets thoughtful feedback, but then proceeds to ask every other person they know anyway.
Advice Slut: Hey, can you help with my fantasy lineup for next week?
Friend 1: Hey! I just helped you with your lineup an hour ago!
Friend 2: God, you are such an advice slut.
advice slut by aciduniform December 12, 2015
Hot and sexy and super smart. Ariccas will tell it like it is so don't ask if you don't wanna know.
You just wish you could be like Aricca!!
Aricca by arminda69 February 25, 2010