Arseplank

A person who is a complete and utter idiot.

Can relate to thick, arrogant, stupid, dick, weirdo, arsehole, jerk, wanker, tosser.

Do you not think James is a total arseplank?

by Steph Clark September 24, 2007

arseblanket

A general all-purpose expletive, etymology unknown.

Oh arseblankets, I've left my wallet at home.

by Mythmaker1977 April 23, 2008

Arselander

The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....

Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?

Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...

by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009

Keith Arsewank

Keith Arsewank was born on UK Twitter on 27 March 2023. Formally known as Keith R Swank, a Constitutional Conservative, wants to keep the US republic safe by arming teachers and as a result was rechristened to Arsewank because of his idiotic tweets. He wants to Wank4America

That gun nut is a total Keith Arsewank, don't be a Keith

by Artijoke March 30, 2023

assplankton

An annoying or useless person.

"Jenny is such a piece of assplankton"

by Thomas Christian July 29, 2007

Arselander

When a man ejaculates on another man's arse then rubs his face in it , this is thought to have originated in a Retirement Home in Sunderland , North East England

Bobby : Im gonna Arselander you....

by Kerry Katona June 18, 2009

arseparking

To reverse park your vehicle

Arseparking the truck now means you can drive out forwards

by Danks June 2, 2018