Arselander

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The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....

Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?

Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...

Arselander by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009

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Arselander

When a man ejaculates on another man's arse then rubs his face in it , this is thought to have originated in a Retirement Home in Sunderland , North East England

Bobby : Im gonna Arselander you....

Arselander by Kerry Katona June 18, 2009

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Arselander • Auslander • arlander • Arsander • Arselager • Ausländerfeindlich • New York Asslanders • arse-wanker • A Leelander • arse banger

Arsander

an interesting individual, smart, funny, and gets along well with others. Charismatic and completely charming. Handsome or attractive in his own right. Always seen laughing and walking with other people.

"That guy is an Arsander!" "We saw a total Arsander yesterday"

Arsander by Mei Qi May 12, 2013

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arsewanker

A name for someone who is a general cunt

Oi Karmel you arsewanker

arsewanker by Wys1269 February 11, 2019

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New York Asslanders

Another way to say the NHL team "New York Islanders" as an insult. Said by New York Rangers fans.

Fuck the New York Asslanders

New York Asslanders by TheRealUltraJack299 December 4, 2022

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arlander

A cool ass young nigga go chasing a bag trying to get rich to put his people on great in bed and one nigga you wouldn’t want to fuck Loyal and loving be like arlander

Arlander’s really putting on for the young niggas

arlander by D jack June 13, 2018

Ausländerfeindlich

Someone who is "Ausländerfeindlich" is a normal German person.

"Yo Digga ich bin richtig Ausländerfeindlich"

"Same Digga"

Ausländerfeindlich by Echter Name November 22, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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