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Keith Arsewank

Keith Arsewank was born on UK Twitter on 27 March 2023. Formally known as Keith R Swank, a Constitutional Conservative, wants to keep the US republic safe by arming teachers and as a result was rechristened to Arsewank because of his idiotic tweets. He wants to Wank4America
That gun nut is a total Keith Arsewank, don't be a Keith
by Artijoke March 30, 2023
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Yacht Girl

Just someone enjoying time being paid to be lazy on a yacht, no strings attached, no nookie and canoodling, just someone who makes the place pretty
I'm going to be a yacht girl in Ibiza
by Artijoke January 21, 2023
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Arsewank Day

The day we celebrate Keith Arsewank birthday 27 March 2023
by Artijoke March 30, 2023
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