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Definitions by Artijoke

Arsewank Day 

The day we celebrate Keith Arsewank birthday 27 March 2023
Arsewank Day by Artijoke March 30, 2023

Keith Arsewank 

Keith Arsewank was born on UK Twitter on 27 March 2023. Formally known as Keith R Swank, a Constitutional Conservative, wants to keep the US republic safe by arming teachers and as a result was rechristened to Arsewank because of his idiotic tweets. He wants to Wank4America
That gun nut is a total Keith Arsewank, don't be a Keith
Keith Arsewank by Artijoke March 30, 2023

Yacht Girl 

Just someone enjoying time being paid to be lazy on a yacht, no strings attached, no nookie and canoodling, just someone who makes the place pretty
I'm going to be a yacht girl in Ibiza
Yacht Girl by Artijoke January 21, 2023