arseplate 

as first seen on the Buxton FC forum.1. A device to warm the cheeks.2. To exclaim disbelief.

"Arseplates young man that can not be!"

arseplate by Timmy January 25, 2005

arselated 

When an individual is isolated for being an arsehole

The guys arselated Paul after he not only slept with all their wives but reported back that none of them scored higher than 3 on the great shag scale.

arselated by QtThinkers November 8, 2015

ArseFlute 

someone who talks so much their mouth might as well be their arsehole.

"Bob told me he was the first man on the moon.

What an ArseFlute"

ArseFlute by BlunderWoman January 12, 2015

Arseplank

A person who is a complete and utter idiot.

Can relate to thick, arrogant, stupid, dick, weirdo, arsehole, jerk, wanker, tosser.

Do you not think James is a total arseplank?

Arseplank by Steph Clark September 24, 2007

Arselager 

When your farts smell like beer

Whoa, what an arselager! And I haven't even drank any beer!

Arselager by Korossu August 28, 2017

arsegate

The furore concerning arsey activities between two chaps as in, 'Will we ever get to the bottom of what went on between those two in the third floor bogs.'

The press continue to probe the story using the term Arsegate to encompass all of their lines of enquiry.

arsegate by D G Ruta July 3, 2019