Arsebeard

Quite simply the beard that tends to form between one's buttocks, more so for the chaps than the ladies - though not unheard of for the latter.

My god, I was with this chick last night and she had a bloody great arsebeard !!

by adiep January 3, 2011

arsebandit

a arsebandit is somebody that loves anal, commenly used at a unsult

dude, seen him over there? he's a arsebandit.

by ec,mrijidjkjvkli549809 January 12, 2010

arseberg

Where the top third of an arse is visible and the lower two thirds are hidden underneath the clothes.

woman: does my bum look big in this?

dude: put it this way - there's enough arseberg to sink the titanic.

by ChrisUK October 14, 2008

ArseBandit

Someone who is Homoerotic, or takes it up the exit hole.

Oliver you are such an arsebandit, go away you prick.

by RB November 28, 2003

arsebadger

1. The sort of large dark furry turd with a deceptively slener head that causes a painful dilation of the anus when expelled.

2. Any situation, task or individual known to cause similar levels of discomfort.

Arsebadgers! b3ta.com is on the block list.

That's a right arsebadger.

by manta May 22, 2003

arsebandit

Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.

Michael Barrymore? Someone ought to top that fucking murdering arsebandit.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

AssBeard

Very long Ass hair

You Mom has a assbeard

by Gabe Adams August 21, 2003