Arsetard 

A Person Who Is Both Stoopid And Annoying

Alex Moran

Arsetard by Dave August 18, 2003

Aretard 

Someone so retarded that calling them a retard would actually be a compliment. Someone so retarded that you feel like you are talking to someone's pet.

Tomany spells wrist r-i-s-t, he is such an aretard.

Aretard by Gab21B July 7, 2011

arsewards 

To make an absolute tit of something, thus turning it to shit (hence the arse-wards).

"I was wide open up the wing then Johnny bloody throws an arsewards pass straight into touch!"

arsewards by Bryan the Bongfish April 17, 2005

Aretard 

(ahr-tard) A portmanteau of “alpha” and “retard”

(1) The leader of a group of mentally retarded individuals. Usually, not the smartest of the group of retards, but rather the most outgoing, charismatic, confident or loudest of the retard group, that emerges as the leader.
(2) A person who exhibits both the characteristic stupidity and confidence of a typical aretard (1).

My aretard co-worker grandly explained that the upcoming eclipse would occur when America went in front of the moon, blocking our (Australia’s) view of it.

Aretard by Steven_Ira December 21, 2023