arseheart 

Someone who is a martyr for a ridiculous cause. Someone who shows passion for the absurd.

Jesus man, that tweaker whore is a real arseheart, she thinks platypus people are chasing her around and putting cameras in her bathroom.

That guy is an arseheart, he killed himself because he couldn't fit into his little sister's jeans.

arseheart by Ass Jockey January 22, 2008

arsehoar 

a derogatory term combining the word "arse" and "whore" (although spelt "hoar" for phonetic reasons),an internet term used as an insult, combining the words "arse" and "whore"

"man, ive f**kin had enuff of u, get a life and stop wasting it on your comp"
"You Sir, are an arsehoar, end of."

arsehoar by Marcus/Alasdair September 9, 2008

Arschkarte (German) 

1. Arschkarte:
Arsch=Ass
Karte=card
Arschkarte=Asscard
A synonym for the "red card" in soccer.
Reason: When they started to watch soccer on the TV, they couldn't tell the yellow cards from the red cards, because of the lack of color. So The referees started to keep the yellow card in the bag of their shirt and the red one in their trousers. So iteraly near their ass.

2.Arschkarte:
If something went wrong, you got the bad card, ergo the arschkarte.

1. Das ist doch kein Grund für die scheiß Arschkarte (german)!
That's not a reason for the damm red card!

2. Da hast du voll die Arschkarte gezogen!
You got the bad card/Dude thas bad luck

Arschkarte (German) by Ashere June 16, 2007

Arschkarte (German) 

The opposite of the Joker - means You have lost, You are are fool of someone.

Da habe ich die Arschkarte gezogen.

Arschkarte (German) by Lutz Biesterfeld April 21, 2003

Arsepart

Constituent or contributory part of an arsehole

"You're a right arsepart - it'd take two of you to make an arsehole"

"Look at that bunch or arseparts"

Arsepart by Slevo August 30, 2007

arsehat 

The British version of "asshat". See also asshat

arsehat by Thom Gray September 3, 2003

arsehead 

Someone who is unmeaningly malicious. The are not quite qualified enough to be an arsehole. Someone displaying this particular trait is Richard Madeley from Richard & Judy

My god the man is a complete arsehead

arsehead by Paul Power September 24, 2005