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1. The sort of large dark furry turd with a deceptively slener head that causes a painful dilation of the anus when expelled.

2. Any situation, task or individual known to cause similar levels of discomfort.
Arsebadgers! is on the block list.

That's a right arsebadger.

by manta May 22, 2003
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secretive creatures of which the only visible evidence is the scuff marks they leave on the inside of your keks
'fucking hell look at the skidmarks in them keks you dirty arsed cunt'
'wern't me mate, 'twer't arsebadgers'
by spong May 02, 2003
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