arsebadger 

1. The sort of large dark furry turd with a deceptively slener head that causes a painful dilation of the anus when expelled.

2. Any situation, task or individual known to cause similar levels of discomfort.

Arsebadgers! b3ta.com is on the block list.

That's a right arsebadger.

arsebadger by manta May 22, 2003

arsebadger 

One who covets living up an anus for safety and camouflage, always unsolicited

Pepe you arsebadger have you know shame, she's enormous

arsebadger by maximus hall 1V March 6, 2012

Assbadger

One who likes to badger up one other's ass trying to get something out of them.

(Not taken literally).

Stop asking me about it, you assbadger!

Assbadger by Jordan Fumu April 30, 2004

Arse badger 

A real jerk

Girl: wow that boy was such an arse badger

Arse badger by Shayomac February 19, 2017

arsebadgers 

secretive creatures of which the only visible evidence is the scuff marks they leave on the inside of your keks

'fucking hell look at the skidmarks in them keks you dirty arsed cunt'
'wern't me mate, 'twer't arsebadgers'

arsebadgers by spong May 2, 2003

arseburger 

to moon someone/something

The queen visited our school and i arse-burgered her without wiping

arseburger by w000b April 20, 2004

Arselager 

When your farts smell like beer

Whoa, what an arselager! And I haven't even drank any beer!

Arselager by Korossu August 28, 2017