Arsebend

A simpering individual who will say anything to get into power.

See that Sunak on the debate? Yep, what an arsebend

Arsebend by Meaty McMeatface July 26, 2022

arsebandit 

a arsebandit is somebody that loves anal, commenly used at a unsult

dude, seen him over there? he's a arsebandit.

arsebandit by ec,mrijidjkjvkli549809 January 12, 2010

ArseBandit 

Someone who is Homoerotic, or takes it up the exit hole.

Oliver you are such an arsebandit, go away you prick.

ArseBandit by RB November 28, 2003

arsebandit 

Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.

Michael Barrymore? Someone ought to top that fucking murdering arsebandit.

arsebandit by titwanker April 10, 2003

arsebandit 

an arsebandit is a male that fucks other males.also see ringpirate

oi dale winton you fat old arsebandit wots the lotto numbers gona be this week.

arsebandit by badgerroy123 March 5, 2008

arsebandit 

the name of a British comedy group (website: www.Youtube.com/ArseBanditTV).

The Arse Bandits have been known to do sketches and stunts, including stapling ones bolocks, throwing an unplanned rave in a chip shop and asking the cashier in a coffee shop for a blowjob.

Can be used to describe somebody's actions if they behave in a similar way.

"Yeah Danny put lube on Rhi's forehead. Danny's a right arsebandit."

arsebandit by Malikibob May 13, 2009

arsebandit 

A male homosexual. One of many descriptive terms derived from the unnatural practice of sticking one's dick up another male's chocolate starfish. Also see knobjockey, turdburglsr, shitstabber, brownhatter, shirtlifter, pillowbiter, etc.

Michael Barrymore? Someone should top that fucking murdering arsebandit.

arsebandit by Anonymous March 18, 2003