arsehead

Someone who is unmeaningly malicious. The are not quite qualified enough to be an arsehole. Someone displaying this particular trait is Richard Madeley from Richard & Judy

My god the man is a complete arsehead

by Paul Power September 24, 2005

arseheart

Someone who is a martyr for a ridiculous cause. Someone who shows passion for the absurd.

Jesus man, that tweaker whore is a real arseheart, she thinks platypus people are chasing her around and putting cameras in her bathroom.

That guy is an arseheart, he killed himself because he couldn't fit into his little sister's jeans.

by Ass Jockey January 22, 2008