AssBeard

by Gabe Adams August 21, 2003
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assbeard

The hairs directly above one's asscrack that as one ages may grow up and towards the waistline. Usually found on men.
Dude, is that codger hidin' a badger in his shorts or is that just a wicked assbeard?!
by katgrrl October 03, 2008
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Assbeard

A right wing gun toting pickup driving asshole Trump supporter. Usually drives a pickup truck. Has some sort of allegiance to the confederacy and blue live matter. The trademark beard is long and extends anteriorly along the jawline. Wears camouflage, crocks and cargo shorts in the summer. Drinks Bud Light.

Will have a punisher blue line logo on his truck, and some kind of deer killing vinyl sticker.

Know your enemy
Look at those assbeards at the black lives matter 2A counterrally.......
by C@ligul@ June 14, 2020
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Assbeard

omfg i am pwnz0ring j00 n00b!

no ure hacking im telling gamemaster!

eat my assbeard n00b!
by Arran January 06, 2005
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