AssBeard
You Mom has a assbeard
AssBeard by Gabe Adams August 21, 2003
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Assbeard
A right wing gun toting pickup driving asshole Trump supporter. Usually drives a pickup truck. Has some sort of allegiance to the confederacy and blue live matter. The trademark beard is long and extends anteriorly along the jawline. Wears camouflage, crocks and cargo shorts in the summer. Drinks Bud Light.
Will have a punisher blue line logo on his truck, and some kind of deer killing vinyl sticker.
Know your enemy
Will have a punisher blue line logo on his truck, and some kind of deer killing vinyl sticker.
Know your enemy
Assbeard
ass beard
ass beard by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003
Assbear
A terd so big and mean it rips your ass on the way out then growls back at you from the toilet water.
Assbear by Ross and Chiu May 14, 2005
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