AssBeard 

Very long Ass hair

You Mom has a assbeard

AssBeard by Gabe Adams August 21, 2003

assbeard 

The hairs directly above one's asscrack that as one ages may grow up and towards the waistline. Usually found on men.

Dude, is that codger hidin' a badger in his shorts or is that just a wicked assbeard?!

assbeard by katgrrl January 16, 2009

Assbeard 

A right wing gun toting pickup driving asshole Trump supporter. Usually drives a pickup truck. Has some sort of allegiance to the confederacy and blue live matter. The trademark beard is long and extends anteriorly along the jawline. Wears camouflage, crocks and cargo shorts in the summer. Drinks Bud Light.

Will have a punisher blue line logo on his truck, and some kind of deer killing vinyl sticker.

Know your enemy

Look at those assbeards at the black lives matter 2A counterrally.......

Assbeard by C@ligul@ June 13, 2020

Assbeard 

The hairs up your ass.

omfg i am pwnz0ring j00 n00b!

no ure hacking im telling gamemaster!

eat my assbeard n00b!

Assbeard by Arran January 6, 2005

Assbead 

a bead you shove up your ass for sexual pleasure

Oh man, give me that assbead up my butt

Assbead by kelasss February 9, 2010

ass beard 

The pubic hair of the anus region

I might plat my ass beard

ass beard by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

Assbear 

A terd so big and mean it rips your ass on the way out then growls back at you from the toilet water.

My anus was just ruined by an assbear.

Assbear by Ross and Chiu May 14, 2005