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arkansas christmas cookie 

Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"
My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!
arkansas christmas cookie by Ttboy888 February 13, 2017
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Arkya • Ariya • Ariyana • Araya • ariyan • Ariyah • Arka • Arkan • Arayah • areyana

arkancide 

The act of being murked by one of any member of a formerly powerful political family from Arkansas.
"Last night I heard four gunshots in my neighborhood!" "Probably another former Clinton associate committing Arkancide."
arkancide by N1111Z September 21, 2020

Ariyanna 

Gorgeous Outgoing . Pretty Smile , Shy , Funny , The Best Company You Can Have , Always A Be There for You , Loyal , Faithful Anything Yo Ask Got In A Girlfriend , Wife Material , Make You Have When your Not Inna Mood , Goofy, A Freaky Freaky Freak
A Ariyanna A Change Yo Life Get You One . SHE worth It
Ariyanna by Lynette Shaw May 14, 2015

theory of relativity in arkansas

theory of relativity in arkansas is everybody is related

the song im my own grandpa was composed in arkansas

Arkansuicide 

The act of taking your life using a gun to put a bullet or numerous bullets to the back of your skull. Usually performed in the state of Arkansas, or by victims with connections to Arkansas. Also known in part as Arkansas Sudden Death Syndrome and Arkancide.
"Well Jed, looks like this poor guy won't be testifying against the Clintons." "Yep Cleet, looks like another Arkansuicide."
Arkansuicide by BobbySeals July 31, 2016

Arkansas Fishing rod

The act of sticking a finger (usually a pinkie) up a mans dickhole
Did Jenny real give Jim an Arkansas Fishing rod. Yeah heard he couldn't pee for 3 days.
Arkansas Fishing rod by Dspice October 20, 2016
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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