Argoyle

a pattern of ugly

Upon noticing the argoyle wallpaper, we fired the interior decorator.

by Hermathecles January 11, 2020

Duke of Argyle's

Cockney Rhyming slang for particularly painful piles.

Mum - Hiya son, did you enjoy your curry last night?

Son - Yes but now my Duke of Argyle's are in a right bloody state!

by blurtworth January 7, 2011

Felix Argyle

Possibly the cutest anime trap ever to exist. Once you see an image of this cat-humanoid beauty you'll immediately become gay, and want to search Google for "Felix Argyle porn". You'll end up in your bedroom for hours upon hours. Don't like weeb-shit? Think again.

"Hey dude, did you see that meme on Lacy's Discord server? Who the fuck was that hot anime girl?" "Naw, dude, that's just a guy called Felix Argyle. Hahaha you're so fucking gay". "Wait, he's a guy? Fuck me!"

by sarconah June 1, 2018

Plymouth Argyle

South-West's largest football team, with an average attendance of about 17,000. Away attendances are among the largest in the country despite the nearest away game usually being 150-200 miles away. Achieved two promotions in three seasons and are currently one division below the Premiership.

C'mon Plymouth Argyle! Green Army!

by Viola Tragic August 5, 2006

argyle

A knitting pattern shaped like diamonds. It is common on socks, vests, and sweaters, and was very popular in the early 20th century to wear while golfing.

Now it has taken a resurgence, and is considered almost preppy.

"Like the argyle sweater?"

"Your wayyyy too preppy man..."

by k490 December 9, 2008

Argyle

Checkered clothing pattern that is proven to make women , old and young, wet. Most successful in sweater vest form but also very common in sweater and sock. Starting to appear in shorts.

These twaats are all over my argyle. Its easier than pickup lines.

by Tar Bender April 22, 2012

Argyle

A small hick town in upstate New York. Nobody here actually has sex, unless it’s with their cousins. There’s a piece of shit family named the Lufkins who like to beat old men in the parking lot of Stewart’s gas station.

Damn dude, did you hear how kobe lufkin and his dad beat the shit out of an old man at Stewart’s in Argyle last week?

by Fuckkobe June 4, 2019