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A small hick town in upstate New York. Nobody here actually has sex, unless it’s with their cousins. There’s a piece of shit family named the Lufkins who like to beat old men in the parking lot of Stewart’s gas station.
Damn dude, did you hear how kobe lufkin and his dad beat the shit out of an old man at Stewart’s in Argyle last week?
by Fuckkobe June 04, 2019
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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A knitting pattern shaped like diamonds. It is common on socks, vests, and sweaters, and was very popular in the early 20th century to wear while golfing.

Now it has taken a resurgence, and is considered almost preppy.
"Like the argyle sweater?"

"Your wayyyy too preppy man..."
by k490 November 10, 2008
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Checkered clothing pattern that is proven to make women , old and young, wet. Most successful in sweater vest form but also very common in sweater and sock. Starting to appear in shorts.
These twaats are all over my argyle. Its easier than pickup lines.
by Tar Bender February 19, 2012
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A small...i dont know...its too small to call a town...that consists of a party store, a bar, a stoplight, two churches and a post office. Thats it. Plus a lot of drinkers and rednecks. If you are african american, be sure to STAY AWAY because of the Argyle KKK and racists.
White Guy: Let's go to Argyle
Black Guy: Uhhh let's not
by devinbody and ESTRAAAADA December 08, 2010
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A male who has a few problems... one of which can be fixed with Viagra. Also, this male could be gay, but no one really knows for sure.
Damn argyle, he just can't get it up.
by Ace Gang August 21, 2007
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A sexy man, who has a huge dick and is though of as quiet but once people know him, is very fun
How that guy is hot he must be an Argyle
by pseudonym4476 July 04, 2015
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