Small town in upstate NY that has more cows than people. Only dry town in NY. Hillbillies party in fields and barns. Lots of teens die in drunk driving accidents. The Big hang out is Stewart's where people chill with their shit smelling boots and debate what is better ford or Chevy.
Hi I'm from Argyle NY
Isn't that the dry town?
Yeah unfortunally
at least you don't have to worry about careless teens driving drunk.
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by Huckleberry September 5, 2015
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