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April Fools 

A time for people to be assholes and get away with it
April Fools by MeMahDude April 1, 2017

April Fools Surprise 

To have a one night stand with a girl on April Fools Day who tells you she's 18. When you wake up the next day, she says, "I'm only 17, April Fools!" You are then convicted of Statutory Rape.
"Why exactly do I need to come bail you out?"

"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."

april fools day 

The one day of the year where nobody, no matter how hard they try, can possibly be funny.
Hey man, you want some peanuts? (Snake flies out of can) April fools!
april fools day by Basil March 31, 2005

April Fools Day 

Trust no one... you are not safe. Run And hide. Don't try to defend your self you WILL FAIL.
Jim didn't run or hide so he was pranked on April Fools Day

April Fools 

Males and females that instantly don shorts and/or flip flops as soon as it's April 1st, regardless of the temperature. These people will then complain for the entire day about how cold it is and demand that April be warmer.
Most often spotted at the mall.
Can you believe these April Fools? Put some clothes on you dopes!
April Fools by assnugget April 2, 2008

april fools 

The first of April every year. According to Lisa Simpson, this is when the Christians changed thier calender to January, and the pagans kept it at the first of April. The people who did not change were called april fools, and thier day was sabotaged by Christians for fun.
*chants* Now who's luaghing? now who's laughing?
april fools by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004