To have a one night stand with a girl on April Fools Day who tells you she's 18. When you wake up the next day, she says, "I'm only 17, April Fools!" You are then convicted of Statutory Rape.

"Why exactly do I need to come bail you out?"

"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."

April Fools Surprise by Johnny Ishkabibble April 5, 2009

april fools day

The one day of the year where nobody, no matter how hard they try, can possibly be funny.

Hey man, you want some peanuts? (Snake flies out of can) April fools!

april fools day by Basil March 31, 2005

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April Fools Day

Trust no one... you are not safe. Run And hide. Don't try to defend your self you WILL FAIL.

Jim didn't run or hide so he was pranked on April Fools Day

April Fools Day by Urban_Dictionary_Daily247 April 1, 2015

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April Fools

Males and females that instantly don shorts and/or flip flops as soon as it's April 1st, regardless of the temperature. These people will then complain for the entire day about how cold it is and demand that April be warmer.
Most often spotted at the mall.

Can you believe these April Fools? Put some clothes on you dopes!

April Fools by assnugget April 2, 2008

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april fools

The first of April every year. According to Lisa Simpson, this is when the Christians changed thier calender to January, and the pagans kept it at the first of April. The people who did not change were called april fools, and thier day was sabotaged by Christians for fun.

*chants* Now who's luaghing? now who's laughing?

april fools by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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