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Apost

Short or slang for “suppose to” or “supposed to
The automotive shop were apost to fix my truck, but failed to do so.
by StealthTI April 23, 2018
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Apost

The biggest Jake and Flaker you will ever meet.
RUN!!!! ITS APOST!!!!!”
by Neek And Melvin February 20, 2021
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apost fools

Broke up with your girlfriend and now your looking for an excuse for her to take you back, and it's after April 1st? Just say it was an "apost fools joke"!
by rvabyrd April 9, 2011
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The Apostle of Payback

The Apostle of Payback — the sobriquet of Vladimir Putin given by Bill Burns, CIA boss.

When asked if Putin ever forgave anyone, Burns famously replied: “Yes, but not of everything.”

Many people who have opposed or humiliated Putin have died under “mysterious circumstance”.

The latest “fatality” is Wagner Group Leader Yevegney Prigozhin. On August 23rd 2023 a plane Prigozhin was on “fell out of the sky” killing everyone on board.

Revenge is a dish best served.

Period.

And, revenge is a dish best served ice cold.

Prigozhin’s plane “fell out of the sky” two months to the day from when he marched on Moscow in an apparent protest of the way the Ukrainian conflict was going. It was humiliating to Putin and the world took notice.

But, exactly two months later Putin said both “hold my vodka” and “ALLOW ME TO RETORT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!”

Game. Set. Match. Putin.

For now.
Vladimir Putin is the The Apostle of Payback; he may forgive; but, he never forgets. The man is like a Black Parent!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
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go commit apoptosis

The real definition for "apoptosis" is cell suicide. So, this should be self-explanatory.
General person on the internet: "go commit die"
Me, and fellow intellectuals: "go commit apoptosis."
by n0. February 6, 2019
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Apostolis

A good guy with big pp. A good person and he's always ready to help. Also he's a popular person with many friends and a beautiful girlfriend. Moreover he likes food and he always want to eat good and expensive food.
Apostolis is my friend
by Hsjsk59 November 20, 2021
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appsterbation

The act of playing with an App on an iPhone or iPad and getting excited by the experience.
Those iPhone fans are having a group appsterbation session.
by Dictionary1234567890 September 29, 2010
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