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apost fools
Broke up with your girlfriend and now your looking for an excuse for her to take you back, and it's after April 1st? Just say it was an "apost fools joke"!
apost fools by rvabyrd April 9, 2011
The Apostle of Payback
The Apostle of Payback — the sobriquet of Vladimir Putin given by Bill Burns, CIA boss.
When asked if Putin ever forgave anyone, Burns famously replied: “Yes, but not of everything.”
Many people who have opposed or humiliated Putin have died under “mysterious circumstance”.
The latest “fatality” is Wagner Group Leader Yevegney Prigozhin. On August 23rd 2023 a plane Prigozhin was on “fell out of the sky” killing everyone on board.
Revenge is a dish best served.
Period.
And, revenge is a dish best served ice cold.
Prigozhin’s plane “fell out of the sky” two months to the day from when he marched on Moscow in an apparent protest of the way the Ukrainian conflict was going. It was humiliating to Putin and the world took notice.
But, exactly two months later Putin said both “hold my vodka” and “ALLOW ME TO RETORT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!”
Game. Set. Match. Putin.
For now.
When asked if Putin ever forgave anyone, Burns famously replied: “Yes, but not of everything.”
Many people who have opposed or humiliated Putin have died under “mysterious circumstance”.
The latest “fatality” is Wagner Group Leader Yevegney Prigozhin. On August 23rd 2023 a plane Prigozhin was on “fell out of the sky” killing everyone on board.
Revenge is a dish best served.
Period.
And, revenge is a dish best served ice cold.
Prigozhin’s plane “fell out of the sky” two months to the day from when he marched on Moscow in an apparent protest of the way the Ukrainian conflict was going. It was humiliating to Putin and the world took notice.
But, exactly two months later Putin said both “hold my vodka” and “ALLOW ME TO RETORT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!”
Game. Set. Match. Putin.
For now.
Vladimir Putin is the The Apostle of Payback; he may forgive; but, he never forgets. The man is like a Black Parent!!!!!
The Apostle of Payback by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
go commit apoptosis
General person on the internet: "go commit die"
Me, and fellow intellectuals: "go commit apoptosis."
Me, and fellow intellectuals: "go commit apoptosis."
go commit apoptosis by n0. February 6, 2019
appsterbation
appsterbation by Dictionary1234567890 September 29, 2010
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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