Apostle

A member of the 12 Apostles.

B - Bartholomew
A - Andrew
P - Peter, Phillip
T - Thomas, Thaddeus
J - James the great, James the less, John, Judas
S - Simon
M - Matthew, Matthias(who later replaced Judas)

John was the only Apostle who didn't die as a martyr.

by xoxolilylovesyouxoxo May 3, 2007

Apostle

The bestest, most wonderful, leetest gamer and teacher there is!!!

Wow, that Apostle r0xers. He kills me every round

by Jarod July 26, 2004

Apostle

Someone who is affiliated to 12 Apostles (www.12-apostles.com) either by providing funding or supplying news on rock, roll and religious matters. All apostles have an additional signifyer relating to their geographic location.

Bow Apostle was discussing with Bondi Apostle about the bodacious story that Lancashire Apostle had posted on Peter Saville and Jacques Derrida.

by Ben July 17, 2003

Apostle

Street slang for a homosexual man who has a fetish for little boys

Awww man did see that story on CNN about that Apostle and that little kid last night?

by Scott Studda January 25, 2007

Apostle

The small furry animals referred to in the title of the Pink Floyd tune 'Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict'

"What button do I press to play the Apostle song again, dude?"

by theNbomr July 6, 2005

apostlitis

An acute condition that causes a sudden need to correct others and convince them of your moral superiority. Most commonly occurs in people who are convinced that their moral standards are absolute.
A person who sees themselves as a moral police officer... a moral apostle.

Someone makes a joke about something considered politically correct in the western world. A person affected by apostlitis will become enraged and launch into a tirade about how "wrong" this joke is.

by Secular Prophet November 13, 2010

apostle of peace

A homosexual D&D character...Go peace!

Look at me...Im not gonna do anything because I enjoy gay porn.

-Apostle

by Jensi June 18, 2005