Apollonios

The leader of the lobster revolution that started the lobster apacolyps which of course originated in Greece due to the fact that Apollonios is a Goth Greek lobster.... obviously.

FUN FACT: his middle name is Heraclius

Bow down to lobster leader Apollonios the Lord of the new world or be slain.

Apollonios by Bethanillious January 8, 2018

Apollonized 

. . . to have a mundane image turn into something WOW !!

I don't buy how beautiful that pics is !! 'Must have 'been Apollonized !!

Apollonized by good lookin' August 22, 2011

apollonized 

To have your image re-touched. Started off in Facebook by a Photoshop wiz . . . he came up with an album called "Beautiful People" where he would 'apollonize' ordinary portraits of individuals.

Wow!! That portrait of yours is such an eye candy!! Did you have it apollonized ?

apollonized by seyerollopa October 9, 2010

Apollonas 

Apollonas is a name. But what a name! Apollonas is a person that has lived entire centuries but still is young- in mind! Some people say that he is old but in reality he is old and young at the same time! He is a stubborn person, and hard to approach but in the end he is a brother.

-Hey this guy is so old, he is such an Apollomas!

-You forgot your keys again, but you are such an Apollonas.

Apollonas by Enedbra November 20, 2021

Apollonian Crush 

When someone falls deeply in love with a fictional character they have projected onto a real person. A type of infatuation often specific to people with high standards and romantic ideals.

Person 1: OMG Justin Bieber is perfect! I'm in love with him!
Person 2: No hun, you have an apollonian crush on Justin Bieber. Since all the boys at this middle school are below your standards, you have projected your idea of an ideal romantic partner onto a person you will hopefully never meet.

Apollonian Crush by 0_____._____0 October 8, 2014

Apollonia 

Apollonia Kotero was a swimsuit model, singer, and actress of Greek and Japanese descent. She joined Prince's entourage after the departure of Vanity as lead in the film Purple Rain and became lead singer of recording group Apollonia 6.

Who is Apollonia? I don't really know.

Apollonia by Zach=BAMF October 23, 2007

Apollogist 

A person who uses any means to defend a controversial claim by the State, in particular one who brands any counter-claim a 'conspiracy', the most famous such debate being that the USA landed men on the Moon from 1969 to 1972 in the Apollo missions, hence the deliberate misspelling of the word 'apologist'. Apollogists are the modern day equivalent of the Religious apologetics, who sought to defend inconsistencies of fact and logic in their faith by excusing the author. Likewise, Apollogists attempt to defend inconsistencies in evidence distributed by the State through unsubstantiated claims, diversion, the abuse of natural effects, and the misuse of scientific principles. Unlike their Religious counterparts, Apollogists are inclined to belittle or berate the author of a counter-claim, accusing them of being mindless; having no education or no understanding of a scientific principle; wearing tin-foil hats; on medication; or more recently as being part of a social movement attempting to subvert the State.

As with the Apollo mission to the Moon, the proposed Orion mission to Mars faces an obstacle in passing through the Van Allen radiation belts, which are harmful to life. When interviewed, former NASA astronaut and Apollogist Don Pettit said, "I'd go to the Moon in a nanosecond. The problem is we don't have that technology to do that anymore. We used to but we destroyed that technology and it's a painful process to build it back again."

Apollogist by rippenburn April 16, 2018