Apollogist 

A person who uses any means to defend a controversial claim by the State, in particular one who brands any counter-claim a 'conspiracy', the most famous such debate being that the USA landed men on the Moon from 1969 to 1972 in the Apollo missions, hence the deliberate misspelling of the word 'apologist'. Apollogists are the modern day equivalent of the Religious apologetics, who sought to defend inconsistencies of fact and logic in their faith by excusing the author. Likewise, Apollogists attempt to defend inconsistencies in evidence distributed by the State through unsubstantiated claims, diversion, the abuse of natural effects, and the misuse of scientific principles. Unlike their Religious counterparts, Apollogists are inclined to belittle or berate the author of a counter-claim, accusing them of being mindless; having no education or no understanding of a scientific principle; wearing tin-foil hats; on medication; or more recently as being part of a social movement attempting to subvert the State.

As with the Apollo mission to the Moon, the proposed Orion mission to Mars faces an obstacle in passing through the Van Allen radiation belts, which are harmful to life. When interviewed, former NASA astronaut and Apollogist Don Pettit said, "I'd go to the Moon in a nanosecond. The problem is we don't have that technology to do that anymore. We used to but we destroyed that technology and it's a painful process to build it back again."

Apollogist by rippenburn April 16, 2018

celebrity apologist 

Someone who holds celebrities in such a high regard that they believe they can do no wrong. When the celebrity does do wrong, the apologist defends the celebrity.

"Can you believe that #famous_person said that!?"
"He's just exercising his freedom of speech, and he probably just said it to get attention."
"What are you some kind of celebrity apologist?"

celebrity apologist by Rhym November 18, 2016

cop apologist 

A cop apologist is a person, usually a Statist, who, no matter what a cop does, no matter how bad and unreasonable their actions are. A cop apologist will defend their actions no matter what. They, like cops themselves, think that the police are royalty and above the law and they think that cops should be able to do whatever they want no matter what the situation is. They also think that people should just comply to cops or whatever even though people are not obligated to. They also think it's bad for people to stand up for their rights to a cop even though they have every right to do so.

Regular person: That cop just shot a kid while the kid was holding a Wii remote.

Cop apologist: That Wii remote could have been a gun, I think the cop's action is justified.

Regular person: Really? If you can't tell the difference between a Wii remote and a gun, you must be mentally retarded or a special kind of stupid and shouldn't even be a cop.

cop apologist by Paperplates2 March 19, 2014

loki_apologist 

a hilarious person who stans amy winehouse never misses!

everyone: loki_apologist never misses

loki_apologist by mitskisbiggestfan July 7, 2021

Charles and Camilla Apologist 

A person who supports Charles and Camilla.

an apologist whos delusional and loves
loves typing or spamming the words 'Diana was no Saint' 'Diana was no Angel' 'Stop idolizing Diana she wasn't innocent' on a princess diana post.
they also make up very delusional things such as the 'Cult of Diana' 'Princess Diana Cult' and how princess diana has a 'Cult of Personality'. those 3 things come from very delusional charles and camilla apologists. (Usually from Quora)
Charles and Camilla apologists can be found in Quora, the social media Q&A website they've turned into their military base, safe space and hate zone against diana. Charles and Camilla apologists are pretty much a majority in Quora, they can be found in British Royal Family subpages, Harry and Meghan subpages, and William and Kate subpages.
They also say foolish hypocritical things such as 'I love Diana, but she manipulated the british media and was a bad mother'. no princess diana fan would call diana that, only a Charles and Camilla apologist would.
Usually Charles and Camilla apologists consists of old british conservatives, retired military men on their deathbed, and old ugly women who's jealous of Diana's beauty.
they also believe in the obvious hoax that Diana 'cheated first'. even though charles met with camilla before he married diana.
one of the most vile Charles and Camilla apologists is Patricia Bromley, known for her hypocritical, one-sided stand with Charles and Camilla and her anti-diana narratives.

Penny Junior is a Charles and Camilla apologist who loves criticizing every move Princess Diana does, no wonder god made her look like a dehydrated version of Roz Hanby

Charles and Camilla Apologist by Princessdianaisqueen0010 August 23, 2022

Corporate Apologist 

Some clown who basically worships coporate America and Money as a god. They could be treated like slaves, and are totally blind to the crimes of the Corporate Genies. Whats even worse, if anyone tries to fight corporate corruption, they dont hesitate to go on this whole blabbery "Thats life", and justify the abuses by blaming the activists as being lazy, and unwilling to work. All they can see is the corporations side of the spectrum. They would call someone lazy for being angry for not getting any time off after working 10 years straight

Some corporate apologist called me a lazy slug after I had exposed the way the boss expects us to work 14 hour days just so he can have a fatter paycheck at the expense of the workers.

Corporate Apologist by Jerry1341 May 2, 2010

Rape Apologist 

1. (Noun) Someone who defends rapists with full knowledge of the crimes they have committed

2. (Noun) someone who claims a victim of rape is the one at fault for an assault, most commonly using bullshit excuses such as "they shouldn't have been dressed so revealingly"

"He defended that guy!? Geez he must be a rape apologist"

Rape Apologist by Don't-even-try-me May 14, 2018