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Apochrophon 

"Apochrophon" , plural Apochrophi, is of Mid Century Greek of origin used to describe enigmatic scribbles found on scriptures from scrolls discovered in Cairo, Egypt beside a famous oasis, where strange mirage occur.
The apochrophon revealed secret teachings in the art of inviting good karma.
Apochrophon by Oxxy_Montalvy October 1, 2016

three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.
The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

Apocryphal

of doubtful authenticity or spurious. Something which is talked about but does not materialise, or it does not exsist
a good second hand down hill mountian bike is apocryphal
Apocryphal by mountianbikeman March 21, 2008

apologems 

In-game currency given for free to the game's playerbase as apology for maintenance, glitches, or other issues or obstacles in game play. Derived from a portmanteau of the words "apology" and "gems", because many games use gems, jewels, or diamonds to represent in-game currency. Apologems often consist of particularly valuable forms of in-game currency, such as those which can be obtained via microtransactions.
Sarah: Ugh, the server maintenance for Love Nikki has been going on for an hour longer than the developers said it would!
Kate: It sucks, but hopefully they'll send us all some apologems to compensate.
apologems by CeroTheLesbian August 21, 2020
A term used to describe a fake apology. The term was coined by Widow Von Du on RuPauls Drag Race,S12,ep6,2020
“I hate when someone’s trying to backtrack because now they’re trying to apolo-lie”-Widow Von Du on RuPauls Drag Race, S12,2020
Apolo-lie by Damien Thorn333 April 8, 2020

Apocaloptimist 

Someone who knows it's all going to shit, but still thinks it will turn out OK

"It" most commonly refers to the environment, or humanity, but could be other things as well.
Guy 1: "The envrionment is being degraded at an unparalled rate, we're literally destroying ourselves... but, it'll probably turn out OK. If we fail, the planet will likely heal itself in our abscence."

Guy 2: "Man, he's such an apocaloptimist."
Apocaloptimist by oblivion3 November 11, 2012