apologems 

In-game currency given for free to the game's playerbase as apology for maintenance, glitches, or other issues or obstacles in game play. Derived from a portmanteau of the words "apology" and "gems", because many games use gems, jewels, or diamonds to represent in-game currency. Apologems often consist of particularly valuable forms of in-game currency, such as those which can be obtained via microtransactions.

Sarah: Ugh, the server maintenance for Love Nikki has been going on for an hour longer than the developers said it would!
Kate: It sucks, but hopefully they'll send us all some apologems to compensate.

apologems by CeroTheLesbian August 21, 2020

Apologems 

Something miHoYo gives you when they fuck up

Did you get those apologems yesterday?

Apologems by LLLUUU December 3, 2020

apologinsult 

an insult made to sound like an apology. the cousin of the backhanded compliment, an apologinsult claims to express contrition but in reality seeks to put the blame back on the victim and make them feel worse.

"i'm sorry i pushed you off that cliff! but if you weren't standing so close to the edge you wouldn't have fallen over, you know. it wasn't a very smart move."

"you can take your apologinsults and shove them up your ass, karen."

apologinsult by puzzlin June 25, 2020

celebrity apologist 

Someone who holds celebrities in such a high regard that they believe they can do no wrong. When the celebrity does do wrong, the apologist defends the celebrity.

"Can you believe that #famous_person said that!?"
"He's just exercising his freedom of speech, and he probably just said it to get attention."
"What are you some kind of celebrity apologist?"

celebrity apologist by Rhym November 18, 2016

cop apologist 

A cop apologist is a person, usually a Statist, who, no matter what a cop does, no matter how bad and unreasonable their actions are. A cop apologist will defend their actions no matter what. They, like cops themselves, think that the police are royalty and above the law and they think that cops should be able to do whatever they want no matter what the situation is. They also think that people should just comply to cops or whatever even though people are not obligated to. They also think it's bad for people to stand up for their rights to a cop even though they have every right to do so.

Regular person: That cop just shot a kid while the kid was holding a Wii remote.

Cop apologist: That Wii remote could have been a gun, I think the cop's action is justified.

Regular person: Really? If you can't tell the difference between a Wii remote and a gun, you must be mentally retarded or a special kind of stupid and shouldn't even be a cop.

cop apologist by Paperplates2 March 19, 2014

Apologetic Mushroom 

Originally from Kuroko No Basuke; a person who blames themselves for everything, and constantly apologises for their existence.

Hannah: *picks up phone* Hello?
Peter: Hannah, I'm sorry I'm such a loser! Please can we get back together! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me I'm so sorry!
Hannah: I wouldn't have broken up with you if you weren't such an apologetic mushroom!
Peter: I'm sorry!

Apologetic Mushroom by ThemorriganXIII May 22, 2018

loki_apologist 

a hilarious person who stans amy winehouse never misses!

everyone: loki_apologist never misses

loki_apologist by mitskisbiggestfan July 7, 2021