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To invest all of your available money in a cryptocurrency with haste. Can also be used for stonks.
Originated through the 'apes together strong' meme which came about through CryptoMessiah.
Hey, did you see that new crypto released with a dog on the logo? It's going up fast, i'm gonna ape in!
APE IN by zendegen May 22, 2021
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Ape-in-heat 

To describe a situation that is outrageous.

To describe a person or a thing that is the bomb.

Often used with a Southern drawl.
"Dang girl, that dress is just APE-IN-HEAT.

"Straight-A's in Algebra don't make you APE-IN-HEAT, Floyd."

"I'm APE-IN-HEAT with enough mad chedder to par-tay all night, sukkaz.'
Ape-in-heat by Scotty S. September 5, 2006

Ape in blind 

When someone throws themselves into an investment, project, or trend without doing any research or thinking it through — just rushing in full force hoping for the best.
“Bro saw the coin pumping and decided to ape in blind… now he’s broke by Monday.”
Ape in blind by DjRob1337 September 9, 2025

The Ape in the Cape 

An annoying piece of shit that follows you around like shit on your shoe, makes weird noises and has less brain function than a stroke victim.
Shut the fuck up you are like The Ape in the Cape
The Ape in the Cape by Bolshoe Kino November 23, 2022

Clock in, Ape out 

The variation of a Netflix and Chill, where one will come over to the other's house for only pleasure and no strings attached. It is usually associated with someone getting into a relationship only to keep the other one around for pleasure (sex). These relationships are mostly short-termed.
A: Did you clock in last night?
B: Ya broo, another clock in, ape out at her place.
Clock in, Ape out by Silence2772 January 5, 2018

Ape Index 

The approximate distance that a man can through a foreskin after it has been removed
“Then a stranger ,with an ape index of over 60 feet, grabbed my newly shedded flab, and hurled it east.”
Ape Index by BigRiceEater June 16, 2019

i hate you with the inclination an ape has sex with 

A more inteligent way of saying i hate you with the passion a monkey has sex with. Said to people you really dislike.
God nicole i hate you with the inclination an ape has sex with. You don't have to be such a bitch
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