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a really cool way to say jacking off

also somethng you can say in front of your parents becuase they won't get it.
"Dude that guy is fucking stabbing the cat in the mall!!!"
by Haley ann January 07, 2008

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said to girls when boys want to enter their butt hole with their penis
Damnnnn Haley i am going to cut your cake in frount of your mama!
by Haley ann September 10, 2007

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a fat monk, according to all the boys in my art and english class, is a slang term for a vagina. Apparently becuase there is like a little line like right where your pants are and do it looks like a monks head? or something idk the teacher started yelling at us but thats what i got out of it. So. yeah.

and its also apparently a good thing.
"Ey bay bay, you gots yourself a fat monk!"
"a what?"
"A fat monk, you know wat dat is?"
"uhm.....no"
"Ha, ask counrty to touch your fat monk"
"OK"
*goes over and askes*
and he grabbed my pussy. the end
by haley ann March 09, 2008

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A more inteligent way of saying i hate you with the passion a monkey has sex with. Said to people you really dislike.
God nicole i hate you with the inclination an ape has sex with. You don't have to be such a bitch
by Haley ann September 10, 2007

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