Anasology 

A school of thinking where the goal is to seek attention by adopting contrarian POVs and trying to convince others of one’s uniqueness. Followers of this philosophy have a distinct sense of fashion

“Wait, does he really believe that?”
“No, look at his pointy shoes. he obviously believes in Anasology”

Anasology by _badis November 4, 2023

Anitology

The worship of curvy women with big butts

I worship anitology

Anitology by Hot weenie October 29, 2020

baseball analogy

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

baseball analogy by Jake March 5, 2004

Alanology 

The study of all things relating to Alan Wilson, a founding member, harmonica player, guitar player and blues genius of Canned Heat. These include the study of blues guitar, slide guitar, harmonica, John Lee Hooker, and Son House. Alanology also includes the study of nature and conservation.

My friend Rebecca knows Alanology better than anyone I know. Not only does she play a mean harmonica but she's so in tuned with nature just like Alan was.

Alanology by exptruth09 May 26, 2011

Assology 

The study of the ass proper. Most men are students of this discipline.

Assology is best studied in the summer having drinks on a patio in a high traffic zone.

Also see Assologist.

1. When I grow up I want to study assology.

2. Do you want to go to the pub and study assology?

Assology by gomaz July 20, 2005

analology 

the analogy of anals.

when i grow up i want to become an analologist

analology by moon August 1, 2004

anthology 

A collection/package chosen by the editor.

-Valve used their best games in Counter Strike anthology.

anthology by Konerboy March 16, 2009