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applologist 

A person who constantly feels the need defend the Apple Corporation, its owner, its employees, its policies or its products.
Person 1: You know, I think that the iPad is a bit overpriced - especially considering that the parts only cost $250.

Applologist: HOW DAAARE YOU! May you rot in the pits of HELL! Oh wait, what I mean to say is while the component cost may be $250 - that only accounts for a small portion of the pricing of the iPad. Indeed, it doesn't take into account, the time and engineering that went into it on Apples part for the hardware and iOS design.
applologist by Rabscuttle March 5, 2011

pinprick analogist 

A person who idolizes an idea or a culture of ideas, such as someone who believes they are smart but in reality are idiots, or such people who raise a shitstorm when another person has the same thoughts as the idol of a pinprick analogist.
Ninjapirate.com makes fun of Maddox pinprick analogists, people who think Maddox is the most creative person in the world and every single word of his is copyrighted.
pinprick analogist by mod May 5, 2004

Analogist 

A medical professional who is basically a psychologist of the anus. He/she uses standard mental health procedures to comfort the distraught anus.
"So Mr.Poo, how are you doing?"
"Well, I've been really itchy and my brother, Nuts, has cancer. It's tough."
"I think I can provide you with some free samples of anal prozac."
"Thanks doc, you're the best analogist in 3 counties."

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026