analologist 

a person who has studied all things anal.

Since he graduated first in his class, the analologist in him has gone on to aquire his PhD in Advanced Analology.

analologist by no one and everyone 2 November 22, 2011

applologist 

A person who constantly feels the need defend the Apple Corporation, its owner, its employees, its policies or its products.

Person 1: You know, I think that the iPad is a bit overpriced - especially considering that the parts only cost $250.

Applologist: HOW DAAARE YOU! May you rot in the pits of HELL! Oh wait, what I mean to say is while the component cost may be $250 - that only accounts for a small portion of the pricing of the iPad. Indeed, it doesn't take into account, the time and engineering that went into it on Apples part for the hardware and iOS design.

applologist by Rabscuttle March 5, 2011

pinprick analogist 

A person who idolizes an idea or a culture of ideas, such as someone who believes they are smart but in reality are idiots, or such people who raise a shitstorm when another person has the same thoughts as the idol of a pinprick analogist.

Ninjapirate.com makes fun of Maddox pinprick analogists, people who think Maddox is the most creative person in the world and every single word of his is copyrighted.

pinprick analogist by mod May 5, 2004

Analogist 

A medical professional who is basically a psychologist of the anus. He/she uses standard mental health procedures to comfort the distraught anus.

"So Mr.Poo, how are you doing?"
"Well, I've been really itchy and my brother, Nuts, has cancer. It's tough."
"I think I can provide you with some free samples of anal prozac."
"Thanks doc, you're the best analogist in 3 counties."

Analogist by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004