amster

n. An uncommon office prank where one replaces a coworkers' mouse with an imitation mouse paper weight.

v1. The act of replacing a coworker's mouse with a imitation mouse paper weight

v2. Having your mouse replaced by an imitation paperweight

n. Will just pulled off a textbook amster.

v1. Will just amstered Katy.

v2. Oh man, Katy just got amstered.

amster by rob mac May 23, 2008

amster

n. An uncommon office prank where one replaces a coworkers' mouse with an imitation mouse paper weight.

v1. The act of replacing a coworker's mouse with a imitation mouse paper weight

v2. Having your mouse replaced by an imitation paperweight

n. Will just pulled off a textbook amster.

v1. Will just amstered Katy.

v2. Oh man, Katy just got amstered.

amster by rob mac February 23, 2008

Amster

A n00b who was banned from the ofp forums by a even bigger n00b. Now lives in a n00b clan known as -=Platoon=-

Amster by yarr February 5, 2003

Amster-dick

The semi that men get from the anticipation of an upcoming trip to the worlds most liberated city.

Alan "can't wait for Phil's stag weekend in the Dam, gonna get smoked out and taters deep into those ladies in the windows"
Theo "I make you right, I've had Amster-dick every day for the past week, been cracking one off every morning just thinking about it"

Amster-dick by cheffykins May 3, 2019

shiho amster

The sexiest girl ever!!! She is so sexy and fucking attractive

That girl is so Shiho Amster

shiho amster by Powerful Dictionary February 16, 2017

Absternity 

Another term for oyster.

“Damn, this absternity is delicious.”

Absternity by cringe terminator June 6, 2019

asterous 

If like is the oppisite of dislike, then aster is the opposite of disaster. In extension, asterous is the opposite disasterous.

So basically: great, awesome, working well

Robin: Batman, your taking out the Joker was asterous.

Batman: Stop mangling the English language, kid.

asterous by Avaricious Altruist November 29, 2012