amster

n. An uncommon office prank where one replaces a coworkers' mouse with an imitation mouse paper weight.

v1. The act of replacing a coworker's mouse with a imitation mouse paper weight

v2. Having your mouse replaced by an imitation paperweight

n. Will just pulled off a textbook amster.

v1. Will just amstered Katy.

v2. Oh man, Katy just got amstered.

by rob mac February 20, 2008

amster

n. An uncommon office prank where one replaces a coworkers' mouse with an imitation mouse paper weight.

v1. The act of replacing a coworker's mouse with a imitation mouse paper weight

v2. Having your mouse replaced by an imitation paperweight

n. Will just pulled off a textbook amster.

v1. Will just amstered Katy.

v2. Oh man, Katy just got amstered.

by rob mac February 20, 2008

Amster-dick

The semi that men get from the anticipation of an upcoming trip to the worlds most liberated city.

Alan "can't wait for Phil's stag weekend in the Dam, gonna get smoked out and taters deep into those ladies in the windows"
Theo "I make you right, I've had Amster-dick every day for the past week, been cracking one off every morning just thinking about it"

by cheffykins May 04, 2019

Amster

A n00b who was banned from the ofp forums by a even bigger n00b. Now lives in a n00b clan known as -=Platoon=-

by yarr February 05, 2003

shiho amster

The sexiest girl ever!!! She is so sexy and fucking attractive

That girl is so Shiho Amster

by Powerful Dictionary February 17, 2017