When in Amsterdam, you succumb to the available comodities, (i.e any drugs worth mentioning, intense clubs, crazy prostitution) and are severely burnt out, requiring a lengthy period of recovery.

My brother just got back from Holland, and he seems pretty amsterdamaged. I dont think he'll be going to work tomorrow.

Amsterdamaged by Mr2Fanatic September 21, 2005

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amsterdamage

A state of extreme dehydration after consuming too much marijuana, a condition often associated with people who attend the Cannabis Cup in Amsterdam.

"Dude, I got so high at the Cannibas Cup, but I had amsterdamage out the ass!"

"You should have drank some more water!"

amsterdamage by ethan7778 October 7, 2009

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AmsterDAMN Oven

When you fart into a bong and pass to an unsuspecting friend

"Dude hit this dank!"
"Word dude"
Hits bong.. barfs
"Lol you just got an AmsterDAMN Oven"

AmsterDAMN Oven by bongfart420 October 25, 2018

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amsterdamming

When you party like a rockstar

wake up next to persons of which he/she defined as a skank and have no recollection of the night before

I totally want to go amsterdamming tonight

I just got amsterdammed

amsterdamming by Com 150, SFSU November 13, 2007

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amsterdamish

to have a laid back attitude to drink, drugs and nakedness whilst in Amsterdam

a: did you flash that guy in your room last night?
b: no! was getting ready for bed, didnt see him. he probably thinks I'm typically amsterdamish

amsterdamish by damohopo April 25, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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