Ameriban 

Hyper patriotic/nationalistic rural American. The type of individual to fly a full-sized flag off the back of his gen 3 Ram 2500, alongside stickers advertising what sorts of firearms he keeps at his home.

This man will spend hours online waxing poetic about the 'revolution' he intends to participate in, if he's 'pushed to far', then drives to walmart to that night's dinner.

Herb: Damn, you see that old lady get smoked out by that asshole in the diesel pickup, with the NRA bumper stickers completely obstructing the rear view?

Sammy: Yeah, I saw that. Central PA's full of these Ameriban types.

Ameriban by RopeBlaster October 14, 2023

american brando 

A middle aged man who has a bowl hair cut and works at a grocery store. He enjoys eating powder doughnut holes while he's on his break. In his freetime he enjoys playing pokemon go and getting drunk.

"Hey Steve why is that guy have a bowl hair cut."

"That's just American Brando."

american brando by @TheRealWesside January 27, 2018

American Death Metal

American Death Metal aka United States Death Metal USDM is comprised of Death Metal bands there were originally formed in the United States of America many of which were influenced by Metal from other nations of the world. Death metal is an extreme subgenre of heavy metal music. It typically employs heavily distorted guitars, tremolo picking, deep growling vocals, blast beat drumming, minor keys or atonality, and complex song structures with multiple tempo changes.

American Death Metal has lots of bands that really have pushed the envelope in the Death Metal World! Hail USDM!

American Death Metal by UnHeaven Kevin December 20, 2019

The Great American Pastime 

The Great American Pastime — Formerly Baseball — but now Gun violence must be Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. It is not limited by seasons like baseball, soccer, hockey, football, basketball, or lacrosse; and is one ot the only pastimes that can be easily played year round!

Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult rules to learn. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans! And we love this pastime so much that it has spontaneously erupted in grocery stores, places of worship, homes, and schools. In fact so little equipment is required for this pastime that it is no exaggeration to say that you never know when people are going to start playing. No body actually yells “SLAP LEATHER” like in the movies.

And you can only lose this game once.

Lock an load America; and, let’s all play!

Gun violence must be The Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult to learn rules. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans!

The Great American Pastime by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 1, 2023

Native American Fancy Dancing 

The dancers wear feathers, beads, headbands, etc. They dance at pow wows & are Quite the Wonderful sight to see!

At the pow wow, I got to see Native American Fancy Dancing & was Quite Impressed! They give an amazing show! I loved it so very much!

Native American Fancy Dancing by Starchylde June 14, 2016

American Taliban 

A U.S. citizen and traitorous idiot who was captured in Afghanistan at the start of the war there against the Taliban after the 9/11 attacks. Real name John Walker Lindh, born in Washington D.C., he became radicalized and converted to Islam as a teen, then went to the Mideast to train and fight along with the Taliban punks against the U.S.

Could also refer to any U.S. citizen or resident who lives/lived or was born in the U.S. but becomes a radicalized Muslim and joins forces with the foreign Taliban or Taliban-related group, against the U.S.

I'm worried about Jimmy and his sudden strange behaviors, proclaiming Sharia Law and booking trips to the Mideast for "education." I hope he won't become another American Taliban.

American Taliban by itaintallthat January 22, 2014

americantrucker

An americantrucker was or will be born here, raised here, speaks only american and drives american made trucks.

Its easy to tell an americantrucker from the nonamerican ones.

americantrucker by jpg3 October 15, 2011